Meet Trogdor

The Leachianus Gecko

Trogdor may look like a luxurious, hand-carved chunk of prehistoric velvet, but don’t be fooled—this Leachianus Gecko is less “exotic lizard” and more “retired war general who’s had enough of everyone’s nonsense.” With the permanent energy of a grumpy old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn, Trogdor is truly one of a kind.

A master of stealth, he can disappear into his enclosure like a ghost… except when he’s suction-cupped directly to the glass, proudly displaying himself like a reptilian billboard. And while he’s there? Oh, he’s creating art. Abstract art. Avant-garde art. That’s right—Trogdor is the Picasso of Poop, leaving behind smears, streaks, and splatters that say, “I hate this glass and also you.”

Despite his velvety-soft skin, Trogdor despises touch with the passion of a thousand suns. Attempt to pet him, and he’ll unleash a scream so dramatic it deserves its own Oscar. Ignore the warning, and he’ll happily introduce you to his razor-sharp teeth—nature’s reminder that beauty is pain and pain is… well, probably your finger.

Trogdor is living proof that sometimes the most majestic creatures are also the most emotionally unavailable. A true icon. A velvet menace. A grumpy legend who will absolutely yell at you from across the enclosure—for reasons known only to him.