Meet Stevie

The Bearded Dragon

The class clown, the glass tapper, the undeniable star of the show.

Stevie isn’t just a bearded dragon—she’s a walking comedy special wrapped in scales and sass. From sunrise to lights out, she’s on a mission to capture your attention. Her favorite method? Dramatically pawing at the glass like she’s in a lizard version of Les Misérables. (Cue the tiny reptile-sized spotlight.)

She needs to be held. Not wants—needs. Preferably while being admired, praised, and told how pretty she is (which, by the way, she absolutely is).

Her partner in crime? None other than her best friend Thumb Tack, an Egyptian Uromastyx who doesn’t just tolerate her antics—he taps back. Yes, they have full-blown glass-tapping conversations. We’re not sure what they’re saying, but it’s definitely hilarious and probably mildly chaotic.

Stevie is quirky, goofy, full of love, and impossible to ignore. She doesn’t just want to be part of your life—she wants to be the main character.

And honestly? She already is.